Well, I'm feelin' generous, feelin' fine today! How about a 2.0? A 2.0 will do. The ballads really throw off the balance. Don't get me wrong, the rockers are amazing, not perfect, but definitely good stuff!īUT. However, the new album comes across too much like you guys were writing to get laid instead of delivering some decent Aerosmith-style rock music.
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Nice album cover, with the names in that movie poster style font and all that. Lots of good ideas (just as many bad ones too, though). On a positive note, the rockers are AWESOME. The production will probably mean that I'm not going to listen to it too much, but it's not like I'm never EVER going to listen to it again, like with the new KISS album. First half of the album is decent, second half suffers from overflowing banal balladry. You definitely could've left out some goddamn ballads. Kinda depressing, ffs.īottom line: Too many ballads, sh*tty compressed ear fatiguing production (though not as horrendous as KISS' 'Monster', I guess I can be nice about that), too many ballads, too many female backing vocals a la 'The Fabulous Little Richard' and too many ballads.Īlso, 15 songs (excluding bonus tracks!) is too ***ing much. Oasis In The Night: Acoustic song, not a fan of that kinda stuff, but at least it's not a power ballad. Up On the Mountain: Nice riff! Decent song, with some nice Eastern sounding phrases throughout. Another Last Goodbye: F*CK! IT'S GODDAMN CHEESE AFTER CHEESE WITH YOU GUYS, HUH? But hey, Desmond Child, whaddaya expect? Freedom Fighter: Lame ass poser lyrics. Lover Alot: Repetitive chorus is repetitive. Haha, poser Gary Glitter Ready To Rock midsection. What Could Have Been Love: Power ballad? NEXT. Leave that to Coldplay, they do it better than you. Legendary Child: The first new song I heard. Out Go the Lights: Ah, the almighty cheesy cowbell. Beautiful: That riff is so poser metal, but not too bad. Too bad they use it in the wrong songs later on. The female backing vocals are a nice touch. LUV XXX: Deeecent! Not bad, a good opener with a nice midsection and guitar solo. Let me save you the misery of actually listening to this album, by sacrificing myself, going song-by-song (more like song-after-song):
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Goddamn man, this friggin Whitesnake II or something? LUV XXX, What Could Have Been LUV, Can't Stop LUVing You, LUVer Alot? Come on, girls. Why don't you get together and eat some strawberry icecream and jack each other off instead of drowning us in your love songs, hm? Wow, these guys must've been through some bad breakups lately. One glance at the tracklist and you know, you KNOW, there are gonna be at least ten ballads to wallow through. Just one look, that's all it took, yeah, just one looook, that's all it took! I'm sure he's relishing the sugar sweet sappiness right now!Īnd the songtitles, bwaaaahahaha. These guys wanna be the Michael Bolton of rock or something? Whatever happened to aiming to be the Michael JORDAN of whatever it is you do? I know there has been somewhat of a 80s hard rock revival lately, but man! Bring it down! David Coverdale is in da howze. Have they forgotten about a little something? Like, uhm, oh I dunno, THEY'RE A FRIGGIN ROCK BAND OR WHAT? Geez, I can't even prepare to embark on a journey to begin to comprehend WHAT was going through their minds when they were writing this POS album. Review Summary: Quote from a fellow named 'Wisecracka': "This music can stay in the other dimension".Īerosmith or Pharaohsh*t? Cause this ballad sh*t is getting OLD.